wierd baseball game

okay, i've tuned into the yankees/diamondbacks game in the hot ass heat in phoenix, excpet it's not in the hot ass heat. it's in the cool ass dome. lame, phoenix is lame. top of the first, dontelle willis on the mound.....walks jeter. jeter winds up on second somehow (i kind of passed out for a second and missed just how that happened) and nick swisher comes up next and knocks jeter's ass in with a hit. texeira is next.... willis can't throw strikes....full count, swisher takes off before the pitch and willis picks his ass off first....dumb. next pitch walks texiera. one out, alex rodriquez up....he walks on four pitches. tex on second, rodriquez on first, cano up....two quick balls from willis before he miraculously gets the ball over the plate twice in a row and even's the count...here comes ball three. three and two is the count now now...willis can't find the plate...here it comes...texiera goes for third!....no!....what the shit?!....cano strikes out, tex is out at third....three walks in the first, one run. terrible job by the yankees...horrible baserunning costs them a big inning. but wait......the diamondbacks still have their have of the first to embarass themselves...here they come! javy vasquez on the mound...leadoff hitter up....he walks on four pitches. jeeeez louise. batter number two up now...he singles. first and second, no out. batter number three comes in the guise of justin upton...he rockets a single into right...runner on second rounds third toward home and is headed to score....but HE stops half way....gets caught in a rundown and is thrown out.....just keep going!...he probably would have been safe even. come on?!....but now upton advances to second in the rundown, barely beating the tag. next hitter walks. bases loaded. one out...next hitter up..he strikes out. now two down and the bases loaded and laroche is up...he smokes one to right for a hit...two runs score......but......the big, dumb slow catcher is thrown out going from first to third....fuck! four dudes thrown out on the bases in one single inning. bad news bears style. did i mention the two pitchers combined for four walks too.......?