big questions on this day in baseball.

as i watch the baseball game tonight i find myself with two questions. which one do you wanna you answer first?.....i'll ask you the big one first. okay, so i want to get married to genevieve. i have every reason to believe she would want to marry me as well. i am a lucky dude (seriously, very, very lucky....you have nearly no idea. last week i found six thousand dollars. the proof is in the pudding, as they say....). okay, so that is not the question, not even A question, the question is "Should i try and get the Jumbotron at Dodger Stadium to say something like "hey genevieve baby, do you still wanna marry me?" what do you think? i think it would be almost funny. how do you make sure someone even sees something like that?...what if you're eating nachos or a pretzel or romaine leaves or something and you miss it? you look down and take a bite and just as you do it's scrolling by. bummer. you missed it. maybe you think they never even posted it and you want your money back and they show you a photo of it and you eating nachos and you have it proved right there, in your face, you missed it. bummer. when i was turning twelve or something, my dad had a happy birthday to me posted up at the yankees/angels game..i think i saw it. i must have, he pointed it out to me. i know i did but i can't quite remember seeing it, just like santa clause, but that's another story. vote yes or vote no. thank you for playing.
question number two.
why don't they have swisher bat third for a few weeks and put texiera in the number two spot in the order? i think it'd be great. take a little pressure off tex for a second, don't make him "have to be the guy" all the time. baseball is so mental, we know this. let him just chill. i know he's getting paid getting paid crazy money to be "the guy" but it could be a nice break is all i'm saying. this is where the plans starts to crush though....swisher in the three spot. he's like watch lou pinella or paul o'neill right now. i love the way he thinks and plays out there the dude is raking right now...hits, liners, homers...he is awesome this season and hasn't really hit a cold spell (as i write this i'll probably jinx him, fuck no, i'm too lucky for that) and he is having the time of his life i bet. let him hit third and knock in jeter and tex who's still walking plenty and gettin some hits. alright, this will never happen. you know it, i know it. it may not even matter but i'm just saying. tex looks like a bad number three hitter right now and swisher is fucking killing it. let's do it....start the campaign now. write to the new york yankees at new york yankees, new york, new york, usa. thank you.